Teachers. Fucking teachers. When I was a just a young lad, I had crushes on some serious pieces of ass. I remember just being utterly infatuated with how beautiful they were. I wouldn't know what to do with them, but I wanted to do something. There was my fourth grade teacher, who had green eyes and a figure to rival the 80s Vanna White. Then there was the student teacher in fifth grade. Blonde and in her early twenties, exuberant and enthusiastic. Then there was a sixth grade student teacher, who wore short skirts and enticed my pants. Oh and high school, walking around pitching a tent because your Spanish Teacher is fucking en fuego is not funny. Especially is she makes it clear that there will be no extracurricular anything.

But nowadays, the winds of change have swept through. Young female teachers are snatching up boy students in a frenzy. From Coast to Coast, I keep hearing news reports of young, some attractive, school teachers befriending and later descending upon some "lucky" youngsters. Obviously, it's wrong in so many ways, but for the teenage kid, nothing could feel so right. Story after story, some new whore is caught manipulating and abusing some teenage boy.

That's not all young teachers do.

I've ran into several elementary school teachers who don't fish for Fry. But they're still predators in their own right. For example, a few years back, I met a young blonde somewhere along the way. By the second time we met, she was back at my place playing hide and seek. And she was clearly well trained. She quickly told me she had other men, and that I'm just for fun. Then she told me she was a sixth grade teacher. And she would text me dirty things from class. I mean dirty.

Then a buddy of mine met a bartender. Brunette, dressed like a bartender at a club would dress. She gave him a few great nights. And some other guys we knew as well. And we soon found out that she was a school teacher by day, whore by night.

My latest endeavor: a Spanish teacher. High School Spanish. And ridiculously hot. But the term pornstar would not do her justice. She once texted me to get involved in a gangbang. I obviously declined as I cannot allow another man's penis in the same room when I am fornicating. But God was she a whore. "Slap me with your dick" kind of whore.

These are the young ladies distracting educating our youth.