Many posts here on WWAW deal with, well, why women are whores and how to spot one in your house. I think it's about time we discuss what happens after you find a whore in your house. It's surprising, but many guys fall into a sort of depression after being boob-slapped by their girlfriend. They refuse to go out. They sit at home and marinate in their self-pity. Day after day, night after night, crying over some lost whore. Sad, but true, a cheating girlfriend/spouse is a monstrous blow to the male ego, which says a lot for women and the power they hold.

So let's say one of your buddies calls you and informs you that your girl is with another guy at the bar. Or worse yet, making out with some guy in the parking lot. Or even worse, you find a used magnum under your bed and you can't fit a magnum? Do you find that fucker and slap that guy senseless? Absolutely not.

Never, never, ever, blame the guy. Unless he's being a douchebag and taunting you. Instead of blaming him, and instead of getting all riled up over her, the best thing to do a take a deep breath, get the phone out, and call a girl or two. In other words, go get a blowjob. Ask nicely enough, and any girl will gladly fellate you.

Obviously, this is easier said than done for most men. But the point here is that a man should not dwell on the cheating ways of his former girl. He should not replay what went wrong and why she fucked that guy in his truck doggystyle. Asking questions like that is like trying to find the meaning of life. You''ll only end up more confused and, if you're not careful, you'll end up detached from reality on some suicide mission in a desert.

Reality is what you need. You need to see that she is not the only girl in the world. In fact, there's fucking hundreds of millions of them. And you'll find another one in a heartbeat. Trust me on this one. Scroll down to the end of this post. I bet she'll make you forget a whore.

So if you can't get a blowjob right away, then figure out what you can do and do it. If it means hitting the gym, then go push some goddamn weights. If it means working until your bank account gives birth to a Ferrari, then so be it. The point is, get busy and forget her. Whatever it is that you decided to do, do it. Then go out with your guys and have a good time. Go to strip clubs, go to bars, go to fucking rodeos. Just go and do shit. The more you go out and have fun, the more likely it is that a whore or two will take notice. And then, boo yow! 3 am and you're playing hide and seek the cock with the whore.

The moral of the story here is that a man should never dwell on a whore. You can't control what a whore will do at any given point. If she was less than forthcoming with you, it's not your fault. As much as you think you love her, trust me, there's another one out there that will do things to you that your daddy can only dream of. You just need to go find her. And her friends. In time, you'll never think of that old whore again.

Women are fucking beautiful and they can be found everywhere. And while you sit and moan over that one "special" whore, men everywhere are enjoying the spoils of their hunt. It's amazing how new women give you temporary memory loss. The bottom line is: either you get in the game or be a waterboy. Your choice.

Remember, the gamechangers get the ladies.