Gentlemen, there's definitely warning signs you should be on the lookout for. If there's one thing I've preached here repeatedly, it's that we as men can never fully trust a woman. Ask a woman if she fully trusts you. She'll lie and say yes. But that fucking 2:00 am phone call while you're sleeping sure says otherwise.

I've previously posted some surefire signs that you've got a whore on your hands. But obviously, there's no end to the whore treachery. So we here at WWAW, always on the lookout, present some more telltale whore signs. Look for a few signs, not just one.

You should always be weary of a whore's change in sexual behavior. If she hasn't put out in two months, someone else may be laying the pipe for you. Conversely, if she's being less than enthused in bed when previously she was jumping off the walls on to your cock, you have a dead fish whore. But the clever whores, they change their bedtime habits to become more aggressive in bed. And while it's great for your satisfaction, where do you think she picked up the new tricks? University of Whore.

Was your girl an introvert? Did she rarely go out? Did you know every girl she befriended in her whore life? But wait, who's that new girl with the shiny hooker boots? Making new friends doesn't necessarily mean your girl has social game. It can also mean your girl has blowjob game. You know how it works. Whores go out in packs. And if your girl is being less than open with you, she's defenitely open for business.

Remember the last time you told that wench that you and your fellow cockswingers were going to the strip club? Remember how she slapped you silly? If she all of a sudden let's you do whatever the fuck you want, you better wake up. Remember, while the boyfriend is away, the whore will play. The more time you spend out of her sight, the more time she has to make it a whore night. So be very careful if she's encouraging your debauchery.

If you've been drnking the same beer since you were an infant, and today, she called you a pussy for drinking it, she's got cock on her mind. And it ain't yours. If she's starting to nag and bitch at your ass for everything you do, she's doing some dirty things behind your back. Whores take out their guilt on their men. It's like some psycho reverse psychology crap. After licking the landscaper's balls, she feels better once she emasculates you. It doesn't make sense, except to that whore. It's like justifying her whore ways by finding shit you do wrong. And I say fuck that. Send that whore packing back to whoretown.


Remember Gentlemen, don't be paranoid. Be vigilant. Never blame the other guy(s). Drop the whore and go find yourself another one. Or three.