I often write about how much I love women and that certain whores are actually acceptable, depending on a man's tolerance level. The way I see things is we two have types of beings: Whores and Players. Both words lend themselves to multiple definitions and any attempt to narrow the term(s) to fit a person's prejudices/agenda will ultimately only lead to Palin-esque confusion and failure. To keep it simple, we can just call women whores and men players. Obviously, both men and women can crossover, but that is done on a case by case basis.

Which brings me to my point in this post. Today, we induct our first female members into the Player's Club. Before I get to that, let's discuss why I chose these ladies. There's obviously criteria to satisfy prior to acceptance. Not every whore qualifies. It takes a special kind of whore. And these are whores who have embraced life and live it to the fullest. More importantly, they are much more than the whores we're used to seeing among the unwashed masses. These are women in their own right and are proud of it. With these women, we as men are on notice that they are independent, flashy, and the motherfucking, self-proclaimed, shit. They read this blog, enjoy it, and as far as I know, understand it. They are even regular readers of my blog, encouraging me to bring whoreism to light.

They aren't celebrities, but real life whores. They make no apologies for globetrotting and enjoying sex. They have serious goals in mind yet they live the fast life. They have no qualms about getting silly drunk in public. They have boytoys and serious relationships. And I am almost certain they will fuck your brains out if you are lucky enough. They remind me of some of my female friends. Players with vaginas.

Who are these supremely filthy whores who dare blur the lines between whore and player? They call themselves Lilo, The Alleged Ringleader, and ShamWOW. And they author The Mean Girls Guide to Glory. With topics such as "Marking your Territory," these ladies demonstrate that they are much more than mere whores. And they're fucking hilarious.

Unfortunately, ladies, you are still women, and therefore, still susceptible to being a slave to your emotions. Hopefully, you'll keep it in check and continue being the acceptable whores that we as men covet.

Welcome to the motherfucking Player's Club ladies.