I'm everywhere. You can find me on a beach, in the cubicle next to yours, in traffic, at a restaurant next to you, at your neighborhood bar, at the strip club, and even at victoria's secret!!I can be found anywhere people are having fun. Only, I'm not there for fun. I tag along with my hot friends to make sure they don't have too much fun. I like to keep a close eye on them. God I hate when guys interrupt our fun!! If my hot friend starts making out with a guy, I get even more protective because now I know she's drunk. I like to wait until the end of the night when she wants to go home with the guy to swoop in and provide some blue balls for the lucky guy. They don't call me Cathy Cockblock for nothing!! My hot friend thanks me for it in the morning because it might have been a bad decision, but secretly loathes me because she's still horny. God, what would they do without me?

I'm usually designated driver, but when I'm not, watch out!! I like to drink hard and fast. And I'm deifnitely the most boisterous girl in my group! I love to get on the dance floor and grind on insanely drunk guys. And I love taking shots!!! Oh, and I looooove putting a shot glass between my saggy fat boobs and begging guys to do body shots. And a burrito after the club is fucking mandatory!!

If any guy even looks in my general direction, I make sure to let him know I'm open for business. When he's filthy drunk and stumbling, that's my cue. He's ready for me! I put him over my shoulder and into a cab we go! My place is a mess, but that's because I'm a fat whore. Guys understand. At least at night they do. Just like most other fat girls, I'm fucking awesome in bed. Really, it's not a myth! I love to blow cock. Tastes like sausage!!! When morning comes, I pray he stays so I can fuck him again. So I lay on top of him so he can't leave!!!