A certain divorce lawyer attempts to explain why wives cheat on their husbands. I find it funny that the reasoning involved is all "me, me, me." I only perused this article since I already knew everything it had to say: Women are whores.

Why do women cheat? Women are filthy fucking whores.

And who is left with a feeling of shame and a dangling dick? The man.

Let this be a lesson to all men. A whore will find any reason she can to justify her whore behavior. And usually, whores justify the behavior by blaming you, my male friends.

How do you prevent this ego-crushing turn of events? Simple. Accept that your girlfriend, wife, fuck-buddy, whatever is a whore. Never let your guard down and always keep in mind that at any minute, her inner whore could appear. If you prepare yourself accordingly, you'll be the one with the upper-hand. Let her know that whore behavior will not be tolerated. And at the first sign of whoreism, bolt on her.

Women are like saltwater. They're every-fucking-where. So if your perfect girl is the whore next door, show her the exit. She has nothing to offer you but headaches. You can just as quickly find another woman to satisfy your man needs.





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