Trying to define the word whore is like a walrus trying to fuck a hamster. You just can't fit the word whore into a narrow definition. But here at WWAW, we endeavor for multiple interpretations of the word.

First, there are many different kinds of whores. There are whores that are perfectly acceptable and there are whores who should be shipped off to a former Soviet republic (see the worst breed of whore). There are supermodel whores and there are the whores next door. There are momwhores and there are whores in training. The list goes on and on.

Since all men have differing tastes and a vastly different tolerance level for whore activity, we cannot simply say whores are cheating, filthy sluts, and therefore unacceptable. What we can do is try to set the boundaries for what we as men will accept in a whore, and more importantly, what we do not accept.

For example, I love an independent whore who has succumb to her inner whore and accepted herself as she is. I feel that the best kind of whore is the whore who can say out loud that she has no problem sleeping her way to the top and crushing other women in the process. I love a whore who can go shopping, eat lunch, blow cock, and grab a cup of coffee, all in a span of a few hours. She doesn't hide her whore self from anyone and lives like a queen as a result. That's the good kind of whore.

Similarly, I'll rarely judge a sex worker. Whether it's a pornstar or a street whore, they're either trying to make an honest living, or are being forced into the work as the victims of human trafficking. And human traffickers, I humbly believe, should be burned alive, genitalia first. For the whores who actually chose this profession, they've accepted whoreism and have gone against society's expectations. That kind of whore you cannot help but admire. But sometimes, it's still kind of funny. But I don't judge.

But what I don't like is closet whores. "Closet whore" is another surprisingly deceptive term. It encompasses all women who attempt to project a "holier than thou" image in public while slurping multiple dongs in private. These are the whores who we as men must be weary of. It can be your girlfriend and wife. You won't know until the switch is flipped and she's on her knees for Fernando the mailman. These are the ultra-conservative, church-going, bible thumping brauds that moan with pleasure when they fuck someone's husband. Unacceptable.

That is a stark difference from "lady in the street and freak in the sheets." If your significant other is reserved in public but drains your pipe in private, it's a good thing, as long as she saves it for you. I've had the personal pleasure of finding women like this, and as long as she keeps her mouth shut, it's the closest to heaven on earth you can get.


Regardless, gentlemen, always keep your guard up. Whores will be whores.