I could post on just this topic for months. The lies that whores tell are infinite. They range from little white lies ("you're the best I ever had") to straight up blatant falsehoods ("I don't mind if you go out to the strip club"). So below I've composed some more gems. Feel free to add your own in the comments.

• "You can tell me, I promise I won't get mad."

Gentlemen, no matter what's on your mind, never fall for this bullshit. The second you divulge the information, you are instantly transported to hell. And that whore has dethroned Lucifer.

• "I don't want to change you."

More horeseshit. Every whore wants to change a man to fit her concept of a male. Whether it's to make you stop drinking, or to tame your bad boy habits, she's always looking for a way to relieve you of your balls. Keep your balls men, you need them.

• "It doesn't bother me to clean or pick up after you."

That is what you will hear in the beginning of the relationship. But this just because she's playing rope a dope and wants to keep you all for herself. What this really means is that she'll tolerate it for now, but God help you if you stay together or worse, get married.

• "You're right."

This is one fuking dangerous statement. It causes men to lower their guards. But does she mean it? Fuck no. This is the beginning of a long Iraq-esque war. She leads you to believe you won, but when the time is right, she pounces. And jackhammers your head into submission. You're right never ends well.

• "I dont care if you look at other women."

What the fuck? You think you got yourself a fucking diamond in the rough. But call her on this bullshit and you'll learn the truth. Bring one of your hot lady friends around (all men should have a hot lady friend). Chances are, she'll turn into a bumbling tasmanian devil around her. She's just as insecure as the whore next door. You are not allowed to look, period. She wants to own your fucking soul.