What happens when you wake the fuck up and allow yourself to recognize that a whore is just a whore? You ascend to Heaven.

As a contemporary male, you can't help but envy Mr. Hefner. A self-made millionaire who coined the phrase Playboy and made his money whoring bitches out legit. That's a man's man. Why Women Are Whores would like to take a moment to salute this pioneering Playboy. His work has been pivotal in shaping modern American society and the lives of countless generations of men.

What makes this man so fucking great? Besides being a successful businessman and certified bitchsmacker, Mr. Hefner respects his whores for what they are. From his first wife down to his current triple threat, he worked hard to develop and understand the inner workings of the Whores. And that paid huge dividends.

Toiling on his kitchen table, Hugh Hefner realized the importance of whores. He utilized their talents to not only his benefit, but to the benefit of men everywhere. He recognized that women are whores, and he knew you can't turn a whore into a housewife. So he shone a camera on them and told them to get naked, to which they gladly complied.

Pimping ain't easy, but damn Hef makes it look like it is. Salute this man and strive to be him. Recognize a whore for a whore.