Women are whores. At least the majority of them. But why? Why be whores? Why the motherfuck are women whores? This entire site is dedicated to exploring that pre-historic enigma. From the first caveman that clubbed a whore and dragged her back to his cave, to the S-Class driving professional who keeps one in the front and 3 in the back, men have always dealt with whores.

But could there, * GASP *, be benefits to being a whore? Is it possible that whores do have more fun? Yes. You're goddamn right whores are getting theirs.

Let's start with the broke financially-challenged whores. You see these classy gals when you accidentally turn down the wrong street and into the wrong hood. Usually, they're young and dressed like cheap hookers. Fat asses, mushroom stomachs, etc. And they usually have an arm attachment or three. Babies I mean. Are they whores with benefits? Let's see.

Knocked up at age 15? Check. On welfare? Check.
Child support? Check. Nails done? Check.
Cell phone? Check. New shoes? Check. Rent paid? Check.

Job? Fuck no. The baby's daddy pays for his crotch-derived mishap for the next 18 years, including of course, all of the baby's mama's material needs. Whore benefits? Motherfucking check. And I keep paying taxes. Fuck.

Then we have the middle-class whores. Obviously, dressed better and smart enough NOT to get preggers early on in life, and instead try to get an education. Still, these ladies hit the College scene like a motherfucking hurricane. Ask anyone at Arizona State, Colorado U, OSU, Florida State, any College. Whores abound in College. And even after College, in the working world, whores (at least decent looking whores) find job hunting a breeze. They become someone's eye candy and get paid a salary. Climbing the corporate ladder, one whore-rung at a time.

And of course, let's not forget the pinnacle of whore existence, the pampered wives. From Beverly Hills to the Hamptons, these whores do right by their Husbands (who are usually business moguls, athletes, or politicians). They were smart enough to bet on the right horse, and they get to ride that fucker till the Gucci loafers fall off. I see them everyday in the rich suburbs. They shop all day and take long lunches with their whore friends. It's like winning the whore lottery.

Chumps are plentiful in the world. And if a whore knows what she's doing, she's got herself a motherfucking meal ticket.

Teachers. Fucking teachers. When I was a just a young lad, I had crushes on some serious pieces of ass. I remember just being utterly infatuated with how beautiful they were. I wouldn't know what to do with them, but I wanted to do something. There was my fourth grade teacher, who had green eyes and a figure to rival the 80s Vanna White. Then there was the student teacher in fifth grade. Blonde and in her early twenties, exuberant and enthusiastic. Then there was a sixth grade student teacher, who wore short skirts and enticed my pants. Oh and high school, walking around pitching a tent because your Spanish Teacher is fucking en fuego is not funny. Especially is she makes it clear that there will be no extracurricular anything.

But nowadays, the winds of change have swept through. Young female teachers are snatching up boy students in a frenzy. From Coast to Coast, I keep hearing news reports of young, some attractive, school teachers befriending and later descending upon some "lucky" youngsters. Obviously, it's wrong in so many ways, but for the teenage kid, nothing could feel so right. Story after story, some new whore is caught manipulating and abusing some teenage boy.

That's not all young teachers do.

I've ran into several elementary school teachers who don't fish for Fry. But they're still predators in their own right. For example, a few years back, I met a young blonde somewhere along the way. By the second time we met, she was back at my place playing hide and seek. And she was clearly well trained. She quickly told me she had other men, and that I'm just for fun. Then she told me she was a sixth grade teacher. And she would text me dirty things from class. I mean dirty.

Then a buddy of mine met a bartender. Brunette, dressed like a bartender at a club would dress. She gave him a few great nights. And some other guys we knew as well. And we soon found out that she was a school teacher by day, whore by night.

My latest endeavor: a Spanish teacher. High School Spanish. And ridiculously hot. But the term pornstar would not do her justice. She once texted me to get involved in a gangbang. I obviously declined as I cannot allow another man's penis in the same room when I am fornicating. But God was she a whore. "Slap me with your dick" kind of whore.

These are the young ladies distracting educating our youth.

Read that title again. Women Know that Other Women Are Whores. Let it sink in for a moment. Did something just click in your head? It should have. Because women are the best at recognizing a whore. Flat the fuck out best.

When I was a kid, I learned early on that women do not get along. They make friends with other like minded girls, but they fucking socially murder any girl not within their clique. And like cannibals, they will turn on each other. And if a guy is involved somehow, well that makes for some great entertainment.

Women naturally, secretly, hate each other. They compete for our affection and attention. They want us, and the best that we as men, have to offer. It's natural for even the most independent woman to crave cock. And not just any cock. But Superman cock. And that's why I expend so muck "ink" here trying to get men to be the motherfucking best they can be. Because you can turn an average women into a whore instantly by just being a man. But I digress.

Whenever I am out with a lady friend, they will automatically scope every scene out for potential threats. They will quickly point out and judge any woman that dare dresses skankier than her. But then, she can point to a professionally dressed woman and tell me that she just blew three guys in the bathroom and is planning three more before the night's out. It's like radar. They can smell a whore.

Why is this important? Because, we as men need to harness this whorey-sense for our benefit. We should be able to spot 'em and drop 'em. And as it stands right now, I know very few guys that can do that. Whorey-sense is vital because you want to know that your girl won't be milking the mailman while you're playing desk jockey. You want to be confident that even on your worst day, your woman will refrain from playing with another man's balls and will support you. And you need whorey-sense for that.

Whorey-sense can be had in two ways. First, you develop it as a man. You're around enough women long enough that you start to just feel when a whore is around. Like your pants start tingling. That's some Jedi shit that few can master.

The second is to keep a stable of women friends. These women serve mutiple purposes in your life. They have natural whorey-sense that you can rely on to ensure your girlfriend is of pure heart. And when you don't have a girlfriend, they go out with you so whores can be attracted to you. And they also provide some much needed "comfort" during those dreaded "dry" spells. Either way, you fucking win.

Whorey-sense. For the contemporary superhero dickslinger.